HOVEN sunglasses in at the Up.

We just got in a nice selection of Hoven sunglasses.  Prices range from $55 to $99. Real actual polarized lenses start at $75. Here Clancy punk rocks the Big Risky like noone else can. Not even the devil.

The boys are back Uptown.

These dudes are intent on painting the town red.  The punk rock looking chap set up a suspect looking barricade. Not sure if thats up to code, but i'm assuming these guys know what they are doing. Check out the one foot ladder frontside indy.

Some new goodies

Ok if you are into Fu Manchu, then you may want these wheels. I know you might be used to the 53s you usually ride, and the ability to do a few tricks with them, but wouldn't it be worth giving that up for the smoovness of these babies? And if you aren't into Fu Manchu, you should be.

Here are a few new Anti Hero decks. From the top down, Small, Med, Large, and XL in different graphics. The Small isn't drilled for trucks, so you can choose your own wheelbase, that's sick. And it's shiny.
Creature and a couple Krookeds. The top Gonz is a Jason Adams guest model. He does a lot of sick spray paint stencils. Cheese, you see this?

#404 of 500.

Bunch of new mid-sized Spits, and a Zippo. See that set with the pink and blue? Killer, like when you traded a couple of your Mini Cubics or whatever wheels you had back in the 80s.

Alright I just figured it out, this isn't a deck. It's kinda like a microwave, except what you put in has to be hot already.

Snacky? Snacky!!!!

We usually have some form of snack available now, so while we're gripping your board you can fill up n microwave-able goodness. Pizza pops, maybe some cookies or something, and drinks, all for 1-2 bucks. Or just come for the snacks, we don't even care if you skateboard! You must be hungry, right? No? Thirsty?

Pizza pop, about to go under the 'wave.

This is my favourite part, scalding my fingers on the hot pahoehoe* that escapes during the nuking process.

As I started eating this one, I almost barfed, because unknown to me Dave slipped some in with friggin vegetables. "Deluxe"? Those vegetarian pieces of tephra are sickening.

*pronounced pah-hoy-hoy, way funnier now eh?

Uptown Troll decks are in!

Check em out, available in every size, as long as you like 9" wide. Just kidding, 7.75, 8, 8.125, 8.25, and even 8.375. Wow, that should cover pretty much everyone, cause no one rides 7.5 anymore, come on. 45 bucks.

Oh, and Lil Grippy went missing. Anyone seen him? He's small, black, and grippy.

Lil Grippy

Look at this little guy, isn't he cute? He was just born, 2 inches long, wide, and high, and maybe 15 grams. He's the useless waste product of one new skateboard. Now we need you to help him grow into an infant, then blossom into a cute toddler, a feisty adolescent, and ultimately, a responsible member of adult grip tape society. How can you help us to care for and nurture our Lil Grippy?

Get yourself a new deck, and watch YOUR SON grow into A MAN!