Paint Job

Gonna look sick, for a little while at least.

DEATHWISH

Deathwish is in! Come to Uptown and check it out. Lizard King, Dixon, Greco, and Ellington, and my bike, all have a deathwish.

Swinej checks in

I was here yesterday,

Hoping to be here tomorrow,
Just kidding,  trying to get up early and make the jaunt to this Grindline park,

I really hope there isn't a ghostly image of Hung's bum on the glass when I get back. We do have windex. He's very eager to show that thing eh?

New cook.

Our current head chef Swinej is on a culinary sabbatical so chef Hung has been filling the gastronomical void.
Eric here wolfs down Hungs 'napkin in suspect sauce'.
.....and here is the bathroom waiting room. BYOTP.

Assload of new wheels.

Notice how Hungs bum accents the vibrant selection of new urethane currently instock. He managed to fit 5 sets up there before the joke became kinda disturbing. There is a set still missing.
Orange OJ's. Thankyou God.

Why Uptown rules!

Some dope time warpage action from Zorlac. Not to mention big NAVS! and bigger Ben Shroeder from Pocket Pistols. That Remy is killer too. Make up for a smaller than average cock with a bigger board instead of crying yourself to sleep at night. Alone and cold.

Lil Grippy

He's getting so big! Check it out, it looks like he's about to suck his thumb! Awwwwww, so cute!

Hella Trucker Hats!

Trucker hats are pretty dicey, some are awesome and some are just gross. And the head it's on has a lot to do with it too, but sometimes a gross hat on a gross head makes for a perfect combo. Anyway, we got a bunch, and I'd say it's a mixture of awesome and awesomer.

Uptown Backdoor

Beware of the backdoor...